Youth Sports Tournament T-Shirts

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'OK, now let's switch places.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Praying for a goal assist.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Eurocopa 2016

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"