Youth Sports Event T-Shirts

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Football Fans

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Exercising

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

A prehistoric football match.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Carlo Ancelotti