Youth Sports Event Mugs

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Football Fans

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Exercising

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Viola player coming through!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

A prehistoric football match.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Strive to win!

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'