Youth Sports Coach T-Shirts

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Football Fans

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'