Track And Field Yuks Gifts

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Football Fans

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Pole Vault Rules

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Runner going through hurdles.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Extra Long-jump

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

High Jump