Toy Savior Gifts

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Toy repair.

Santa Claus's Mail

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

Slinky Cow World

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Is this about your raise?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Only in the newspapers.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Superhero Rescues Books.

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

Teddy Bears in captivity

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

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