Toy Savior Mugs

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Toy repair.

Santa Claus's Mail

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

That one has all the batteries!

Woman escapes with cats.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Insect extinction

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Slinky Cow World

"Is this about your raise?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

Only in the newspapers.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

IUCN Pronouns

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."