Toy Maker At Heart Gifts

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Playdough's The Republic

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Help me!

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Remote Control Duck

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