Toy Maker At Heart Prints

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

Playdough's The Republic

"Werewolves of London..."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"