Toy Historians T-Shirts

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

A trevor of trainspotters