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'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Werewolves of London..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."