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Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

Playdough's The Republic

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Jack in the Box

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Clockwork Doll

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Workers constructing barcodes

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

Publishing Co. Publishing the President's civil war diaries is a good idea, but there must be a better title than "The Lincoln Logs."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

'Jock in the box'

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'