Toy Nostalgists Mugs

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

Playdough's The Republic

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack in the Box

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Clockwork Doll

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Workers constructing barcodes

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'Jock in the box'

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

"I think you wound it too tight."