Toy Store Nostalgia Fans Mugs

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

All Major Cash Honored.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

The Deli Counter

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

"I think you wound it too tight."

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

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