Toy Store Nostalgia Fans Pillows

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Rocking Horse

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

All Major Cash Honored.

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Kids today

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

The Deli Counter

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"I think you wound it too tight."

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

Stop/Hop

"This doll doesn't do anything. . . is it dead?"