Store Nostalgia Pillows

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'It is too snowing!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Brick and Mortar

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

All Major Cash Honored.

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Busy day?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

Curved Screen T.V.

"I dream of meanie"

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."