Vintage Nostalgia Pillows

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

Richard Widmark

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Church in the year 2035.

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

W. G. Grace

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

"Son, your grandma is dancing with Kurt Cobain now."

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine

"You know you're getting old when your favorite band's tour s sponsored by an adult diaper company."

Curved Screen T.V.