Store Nostalgia Gifts

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'It is too snowing!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

All Major Cash Honored.

June Brown

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Busy day?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Dawn French.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

'That figures! I just get all this paid for and the recording industry goes out of business!'

Curved Screen T.V.

"I dream of meanie"

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

Gilligan's Elevator

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."