Retail Nostalgist Gifts

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

All Major Cash Honored.

Courtney Love

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Busy day?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Food prices.

Retirement day

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

"I just want to interact with another human being..."

"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

Curved Screen T.V.