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"It's probably just seasonal."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Elephant rides.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Brick and Mortar

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

The Farmer's Return.

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

The Deli Counter

Edwardians.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"