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All Major Cash Honored.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Elephant rides.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Brick and Mortar

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

Edwardians.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The Deli Counter

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

The Farmer's Return.

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"