Arcade Nostalgia Gifts

Poland Invaders.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Old and new technologies

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

'Sounds good! -- Have your beeper beep my beeper!'

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

United States Constitution.

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Creative right?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'It's called a digital watch.'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"I could never go wireless."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

"He's my enabler."

Boy blowing at crackers.