Arcade Nostalgia Gifts

Poland Invaders.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Old and new technologies

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

'Sounds good! -- Have your beeper beep my beeper!'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Creative right?'

'It's called a digital watch.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"I could never go wireless."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'