Town Planning Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us, mainly thanks to those dang NIMBYs."

Asbo Land

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

Sick Building Syndrome.

This town ain't big enough.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Nature versus commerce.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

e-shoes

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."