Municipal Planning Gifts

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Nature versus commerce.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Who's got the hammer?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Natural Disasters

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

e-shoes

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'