"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"
Town Planners Gifts
Searching for a gift to honor a town planner? Find unique, fun, and clever items that acknowledge their role in shaping communities. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or just because, our collection combines professionalism with a splash of humor.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"Welcome to the future"
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
Hollywood Sign Developers
"We only got six days of funding."
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Pipe Dream.
"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
"Who's got the hammer?"
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
Natural Disasters
Quality Control
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
e-shoes
"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Town Planners Gifts Collection
Town Planners Mugs
Explore our collection of town planner mugs—perfect for adding a humorous and professional touch to their daily coffee break.
Town Planners Pillows
Check out our town planner pillows—bring humor and personality to their living or workspace with these fun designs.
Town Planners Prints
Discover our town planner art prints—ideal for inspiring their office or decorating a creative space with humor and style.
Town Planners T-Shirts
Browse our town planner t-shirts—great for casual wear or making a witty statement about their important work.