Town Planner Gifts

Department of Town Planning.

I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

Town Planning Department

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

"This submission is from a New York firm of architects."

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"The only problem with town planning is having to account for people."

'So, you're a little Hitler? You're hired.'

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

Architects and Builders

'I see you have a history of vandalism. You're just the sort we're looking for.'

"You can't have the dormer, but rocket silos on the gable end are fine!"

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

"This neighborhood sure has changed since I was a kid."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Town and country planning

"What do you mean, I need planning permission for a house made of bricks?"

This town ain't big enough.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Sick Building Syndrome.

"Look, it definitely says on the sign that we're over there."

'Over Building'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

'Let me explain the planning and purposes scenario for regeneration.'

'Must be an Umberto Eco-town.'

Building a nest in a city

'And people say we're anti-car...I LOVE cars!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us, mainly thanks to those dang NIMBYs."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."