Community Planning Gifts

"Yours lacks focus."

Santa's Ghetto

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Nature versus commerce.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

Social distancing

Natural Disasters

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"