Community Planning Pillows

"Yours lacks focus."

Santa's Ghetto

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Nature versus commerce.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Social distancing

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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