Community Planner Pillows

"Let's start a homeowner's association."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We only got six days of funding."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Who's got the hammer?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

e-shoes

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"