City Planners Pillows

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

Heavy Traffic.

Make the Subway Safe

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

New York Powercut

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pipe Dream.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Who's got the hammer?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

e-shoes

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'