Future City Planner Pillows

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Who's got the hammer?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Natural Disasters

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

e-shoes

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."