City Planner Enthusiast Pillows

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

Welcome to New York City... NO PARKING!

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pipe Dream.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Who's got the hammer?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

e-shoes

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."