"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."
Neighborhood Planning Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates neighborhood planning? Our collection of witty and thoughtful products captures the spirit of community organization and local development, perfect for planners or residents passionate about their neighborhood.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
$1: Family Secrets
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."
'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'
Dog says hi to a cat.
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
'Do you realize he barked all last night?'
'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
'Happy Town' See the smiley face?
"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."
"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."
"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."
Interrupted Shower.
"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"
Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.
It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.
"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"
"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."
"Good defenses make good neighbors."
THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS
"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."
'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'
Town follows the snow plough.
Giant Cannon in the Suburbs
"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."
Snow Plowing
Sketchy Neighborhood
"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."
"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"
'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'
Neighborhood Planning Gifts Collection
Neighborhood Planning Mugs
Looking for a gift for a neighborhood planning enthusiast? Explore our mugs collection for fun designs that celebrate community spirit.
Neighborhood Planning Pillows
Brighten their space with cozy pillows featuring playful designs related to community development.
Neighborhood Planning Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the art of neighborhood planning and community building.
Neighborhood Planning T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for stylish and humorous apparel that highlights the joys of neighborhood planning.