Town Life Gifts

Welcome to Fertilityville

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Cow Pinatas

Rhapsody in Blue.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pigeon Little

Crap from the future.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Country Bumpkin.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'