Touristic Taverner T-Shirts

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.