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School of Hard Knocks Tavern...NO damn happy hour

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

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Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

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"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Luddite Zoom.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."