Tourist Chic Gifts

Fringe festival

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Hoxton map.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'