Tourist Chic T-Shirts

Fringe festival

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Hoxton map.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.