Touchdown Tribe Pillows

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Friendly fire!

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Football

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer