Torero Gifts

'You two should think about living in separate apartments.'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

Pleading with the Bullfighter

'Did you call our Pedro a 'poof'?'

'Toros'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Time Out For Teddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Idle parts

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Nuclear waste.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives