Tone Shifter Gifts

"You're writing in the masculine again."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Like Minded

Eggshell blue

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Amateur singers

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Throwing Away Music

Musician

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."