Shade Shifter Gifts

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Eggshell blue

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Sunbathers.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

On the Hanger

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

A Wrecked-angle.