'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'
Shade Shifter Prints
Decorate their wall with prints that celebrate the creative soul—vibrant, bold designs that inspire and showcase their unique personality and artistic flair.
Eggshell blue
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
Sunbathers.
"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"
"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"
"It all looks fine to me."
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?
"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."
Pessimists v Optimists.
"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...
Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...
"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."
These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -
"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."
The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.
Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.
"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."
'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'
The Sun Bather
Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...
The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.
'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'
"Didn't we come here for the sun?"
The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.
"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"
On the Hanger
"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"
'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'
Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'
Shade Shifter Prints Collection
Shade Shifter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your shade shifter's unique creativity—perfect for mornings full of inspiration and humor.
Shade Shifter Pillows
Discover pillows that add a creative pop to any space—perfect for the shade shifter who loves to relax in style.
Shade Shifter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the ultimate expression of a shade shifter’s style—fun, bold, and full of personality.