Tomb Raider Wannabe T-Shirts

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The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Mummy!

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'See here?... You can tell it's a female because the wrapping goes under instead of over.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."