Toilet inside a coffin.
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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
The Philip Marlow family
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
Michael Caine
Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.
"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."
Newton's Law and Order.
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
"It's General Douglas MacArthur."
What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
Young Stephen King
Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.
"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
"Mummy!
Army Man Playset 2020
"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."
"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"
At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.
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