Tomb Raider Wannabe Pillows

Pyramid catflap...

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Reese Witherspoon

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

It's for you.

"Mummy!

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

'See here?... You can tell it's a female because the wrapping goes under instead of over.'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'They can also be used to keep an eye on the traffic around you.'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

'It's an ad for a DFS sale - 'Offer must end soon'.'

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.