Toilet Training Humorists Gifts

Snow baby

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

Personal Potty Trainer

'Crisis'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

The Rural Bidet...

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...