Toilet Paper Shortage Survivor Gifts

"JEALOUS?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"No not the puppy please"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Flush Direct

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Oh, thank God!"

Toilet paper calendar

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."