Toilet Paper Shortage Survivor Gifts

"JEALOUS?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

The trap

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Toilet paper calendar

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Oh, thank God!"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."