Toe Pianist Gifts

Piano Player

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Jerry Lordan

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Around the piano

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Tip my boy."

Sir Elton John

A family choir

Col Pugno

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

'Moon, June...'

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."