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Piano Player

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Edvard Grieg

Jerry Lordan

Angel Music

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Tip my boy."

Around the piano

Col Pugno

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A family choir

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'Moon, June...'

The battle of the pianos.

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Ralph Vaughan Williams