Toe Gymnast Gifts

Man changing channels with his toe

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Spam.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Handstand

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Swan Lake Auditions

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

Echappe

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

I love gymnastics

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

"I didn't know you were pigeon toed Bert"

A Human Pyramid

"Nothing, mom. We're just hanging out."

Riverdance school

'George is keen to get a photo of our little boy standing on his head.'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

Piano Player

Troy's renowned gymnastic team had never before received a gift of such generosity.

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

"Mum, my gymnastic leotard is in there. Make sure it's on tumble dry!

The Four Pommel Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Gynnastics.

'The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor.'