Toddler Parent Gifts

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

"He likes it."

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The No No No's

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"She does this when she's tired."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I mean, he does have a point."